Intern Camping Trip

The Intern Gods shone down upon the inclusion center interns this last weekend, as they embarked on their first out door camping trip together.
After driving for unsaid miles into nothingness and braving a world without maps for direction, our small caravan found its way to Bullhorn Wash. The sky was clear, the rocks were red and the toilets smelled. like dooodooo.
the Interns set about quickly to put together their campsite, and their first mission was to break two tents. after seeing this mission accomplished they decided to learn new skills about making fire from the alpha male, Sara.
with fire making beyond the scope of their skill the entire team bowed down to the great alpha male to hold our rag-a-band group together in safety.
It was around this time that the Interns discovered that their jockstrap team had forgotten to pack water. what would they do now?
The interns, in panic and concern immediately ordered the jockstraps to cross the desert again.The little mission was sent off, and as a community offering to the alpha male the missionary team sacrificed a snake .
As the rain clouds began to roll in our team decided to make a lean-to in order to protect themselves. this mission was a treacherous one.
that night the team feasted on hobo dinners and smores, and after hearing the many stories of psycho killers and donkey ladies, the crazy kids decided to end the night with games of assassin and manhunt.
after a fearful alarm in the night, in which one intern woke up without knowing where he was, the team slept peacefully.
the next morning began the exodus across the desert again, and into a town called Price. the group met the local tribe at the JB diner and partook of their local foods. Slimy, and yet, satisfying.
the interns traveled home, full circle to the place of their inception, the Inclusion Center.
And so ends the story.